Battle Reports.. For Science!

trupheus

This one is my favorite.

On May 6, 2025 at 23:50:06:

My Lord, our troop's say that someone from MissYouGuillermo at Lithar-10 tried to invade us.
It seems to be armed with few rocks and some sticks, cause they were nothing among our troops.
At last they run like little girls.

We managed to kill : 1000000 Shadow Warrior 1000000 Rusher 1000000 Slother 1000000 Wolf Master 1000000 Slinger 1000000 Axe Thrower

But we lost : 325439 Catapult 298566 Infantry 339767 Militia 298888 Rider 292564 Rock thrower 280268 Balista

Lord Thane

trupheus ah sheet, that poor bastard must only have 1 castle, defends at 100% lol

bierlym

Thanks for the reports!

Assuming the same number of each of the Gnome units was sent, how can you lose more Catapults than RT? Catapults have defense of 25 and RT have defense of 1. with same number sent, I would expect 25x as many RT to die.

Lord Thane

bierlym yeah that's what the unit weighted damage allocation is meant to fix. It should make it so fodder units act more like fodder, and elite units die in lower quantities.

trupheus

Lord Thane

That’s a bounced full send baby

Love that button btw.

CyberPtra

We managed to kill : 369302 Shieldbearer 318045 Hammer wheilder 353226 Axe Man 362789 Runner 276662 Light Crossbowman 308747 Heavy Crossbowman

But we lost : 377699 Knight 371484 Infantry 368750 Pikeman 365733 Heavy Infantry 262230 Archer 372251 Mounted Archers

Attack: Human invading Dwarf

No Strategy
Tactical knowledge
Knight Healing
Sword 3/3
Bow 1/1
Light Armor 2/4
MC 2:1

Wine

trupheus
I lost all my troops attacking Trupeus. After attacking him, I lost all my 5 cs because his multi KD is also sniping on me. Lol

Anyway, in the real round my brother won't be playing because of too many multiers. 🤣🤣🤣

DougEfresh

Wine ahh, you accusing people of multing. one of my favorite things ever.

Xliest

but we were unable to invade. We had bloody falls in battle and we were unable to stand firm in battle, we were obligated to retire from the field.

We managed to kill : 0 Knight 0 Infantry 0 Pikeman 0 Heavy Infantry 0 Archer 0 Mounted Archers

But we lost : 960000 Shadow Warrior 0 Rusher 0 Slother 0 Wolf Master 0 Slinger 0 Axe Thrower

Lord Thane

I think TheKeeper just gave everyone 1 million of each unit? Lol

saadht

I got range bro, your SW can't do shit but come have lunch with me @Xliest.

If I retaliate now, don't say "Oh you bottomfed you were so much larger" lol. You keep giving me opportunities yourself, thank you kind sir.

Xliest

saadht I already did the math I’m not explaining it again.

AdinTheDark

THE DEAD RISE!!!

On May 9, 2025 at 02:45:35:

🏰 DarkRealm's Glorious (and Slightly Embarrassing for You) Victory Announcement 🏰

Behold, Space Cadet! Your once-proud walls now crumble beneath the unstoppable might of AdinTheDark's strategic brilliance (or, let’s be honest, your spectacular lack of it). Did Buck Rogers train their troops by napping? Because that’s the only explanation for this hilariously one-sided "battle."

💥 DarkRealm celebrates while Space Cadet picks up the pieces—literally. Better luck next time! (Or not. We’re enjoying this too much.) 💥
We won 3 Castle(s) sorrounded by 86 lands.
In this lands are also constructed : 112 Advanced Training Center , 0 Farm , 40 Forge , 125 Guard House , 0 Guard Tower , 79 House , 0 Market , 0 Medical Center , 0 Mill , 0 Mine , 54 School , 128 Training Center ,

In this lands also lived 20624 people who are gratefull to join our Kingdom.

We managed to kill : 3230 Knight 13362 Infantry 11260 Pikeman 9956 Heavy Infantry 13804 Archer 7766 Mounted Archers

But we lost : 23278 Dark Knight 744 Skeleton Warrior 569 Wraith Pikeman 165 Abomination 744 Phantom Archer 155 Wraith Rider

trupheus

Land hits are only taking 1.

On May 9, 2025 at 17:16:49:

Oh, the Dragonmount thought they stood a chance? How adorable. 🎭

While Kinslayer was busy polishing their throne, discord was busy crushing their dreams—along with their walls. 💥

Another glorious victory for trupheus! Meanwhile, Dragonmount is now officially in the "How Not to Defend a Kingdom" history books. 📚🔥

We won 0 Castle(s) sorrounded by 1 lands.
In this lands are also constructed : 0 Advanced Training Center , 0 Farm , 0 Forge , 3 Guard House , 0 Guard Tower , 0 House , 0 Market , 0 Medical Center , 0 Mill , 0 Mine , 0 School , 0 Training Center ,

In this lands also lived 218 people who are gratefull to join our Kingdom.

We managed to kill : 0 Knight 0 Infantry 0 Pikeman 0 Heavy Infantry 0 Archer 0 Mounted Archers

But we lost : 0 Catapult 0 Infantry 0 Militia 0 Rider 0 Rock thrower 0 Balista

On May 9, 2025 at 17:15:51:

Behold, the glorious triumph of discord and the mighty trupheus! 🎉🔥

While Kinslayer and the so-called "Dragonmount" were busy polishing their thrones and dreaming of victory, our forces crushed their hopes like a goblin in a troll's fist. 💥👑

Their defenses? More holes than a cheese-loving rat's pantry. Their strategy? A masterclass in "how to lose spectacularly." 🤡🏰

Let this day be remembered—not as a battle, but as a mercy we showed by ending their suffering quickly. 🏆⚔️

In this lands also lived 219 people who are gratefull to join our Kingdom.

We managed to kill : 130 Knight 443 Infantry 455 Pikeman 151 Heavy Infantry 444 Archer 159 Mounted Archers

But we lost : 5 Catapult 102 Infantry 631 Militia 27 Rider 1444 Rock thrower 6 Balista

Leo

Won the battle. Lost troops but 0 kills from the attacker. How much more weirder it can get?

On May 9, 2025 at 17:36:42:

My Lord, our troop's say that someone from MacaroniTime at Tuth-10 tried to invade us.
It seems to be armed with few rocks and some sticks, cause they were nothing among our troops.
At last they run like little girls.

We managed to kill : 0 Knight 0 Infantry 0 Pikeman 0 Heavy Infantry 0 Archer 0 Mounted Archers

But we lost : 151 Knight 1481 Infantry 2622 Pikeman 499 Heavy Infantry 1730 Archer 364 Mounted Archers

Lord Thane

Humans/Knights have a bug with clerical tech. Tech was the only thing I didn't test in this test round, too bad.

With the clerical magic there's something wrong in the formula, in certain cases it manages to heal 100% or near 100% of some troops - which is how we're seeing those situations of 0 casualties reported.