Good strategy I guess. Not really the best to keep a player base around. Truph always finding the grey areas.
On September 5, 2025 at 22:57:38:
Attention! The illustrious Buttload of Caras has graciously whacked our kingdom with the legendary Rubber Hammer.
Our protection is now gone—poof!—like last year’s tax money.
Enjoy pure vulnerability, courtesy of their questionable generosity. May the odds be ever in your favor (spoiler: they aren’t)!
On September 5, 2025 at 22:57:20:
My Lord, my Lord, we were invaded by Funeral March at Lithar-1! Enemies are upon us. They took everything what they could, our troops were unable to defend our kingdom. We must do something now!
We lost 0 Castle(s) sorrounded by 1 lands.
In this lands are also constructed : 0 Advanced Training Center , 0 Farm , 0 Forge , 0 Guard House , 0 Guard Tower , 2 House , 0 Market , 0 Medical Center , 0 Mill , 0 Mine , 1 School , 0 Training Center ,
In this lands also lived 863 people who left our Kingdom.
We managed to kill : 0 Mage 0 Swordman 0 Lanceman 0 Caragous 0 Archer 0 Elite Archer
But we lost : 0 Mage 0 Swordman 0 Lanceman 0 Caragous 0 Archer 0 Elite Archer
⚔️ DEFENSE COMMANDER'S REPORT ⚔️
We were unable to hold against their assault. Minimal losses sustained. Our defenses remain strong for future assaults.
Defense report summary, sire:
• • •
We inflicted 0% casualties on the attacking force.
Our defensive losses totaled 0% of our garrison.
Though we fell, our troops fought with honor and extracted a heavy price.
On September 5, 2025 at 22:57:07:
Attention! The illustrious Zuron of Funeral March has graciously whacked our kingdom with the legendary Rubber Hammer.
Our protection is now gone—poof!—like last year’s tax money.
Enjoy pure vulnerability, courtesy of their questionable generosity. May the odds be ever in your favor (spoiler: they aren’t)!
On September 5, 2025 at 22:56:31:
My Lord, my Lord, we were invaded by Funeral March at Lithar-1! Enemies are upon us. They took everything what they could, our troops were unable to defend our kingdom. We must do something now!
We lost 0 Castle(s) sorrounded by 1 lands.
In this lands are also constructed : 0 Advanced Training Center , 1 Farm , 0 Forge , 1 Guard House , 0 Guard Tower , 3 House , 1 Market , 0 Medical Center , 1 Mill , 1 Mine , 2 School , 0 Training Center ,
In this lands also lived 621 people who left our Kingdom.
We managed to kill : 0 Mage 0 Swordman 0 Lanceman 0 Caragous 0 Archer 0 Elite Archer
But we lost : 0 Mage 0 Swordman 0 Lanceman 0 Caragous 0 Archer 0 Elite Archer
⚔️ DEFENSE COMMANDER'S REPORT ⚔️
Our forces fought bravely but were overwhelmed. Minimal losses sustained. Our defenses remain strong for future assaults.
Defense report summary, sire:
• • •
We inflicted 0% casualties on the attacking force.
Our defensive losses totaled 0% of our garrison.
Though we fell, our troops fought with honor and extracted a heavy price.
On September 5, 2025 at 22:54:27:
Attention! The illustrious Buttload of Caras has graciously whacked our kingdom with the legendary Rubber Hammer.
Our protection is now gone—poof!—like last year’s tax money.
Enjoy pure vulnerability, courtesy of their questionable generosity. May the odds be ever in your favor (spoiler: they aren’t)!
On September 5, 2025 at 22:48:34:
My Lord, my Lord, we were invaded by Funeral March at Lithar-1! Enemies are upon us. They took everything what they could, our troops were unable to defend our kingdom. We must do something now!
We lost 0 Castle(s) sorrounded by 1 lands.
In this lands are also constructed : 0 Advanced Training Center , 0 Farm , 0 Forge , 0 Guard House , 0 Guard Tower , 2 House , 0 Market , 0 Medical Center , 0 Mill , 1 Mine , 1 School , 0 Training Center ,
In this lands also lived 559 people who left our Kingdom.
We managed to kill : 0 Mage 2 Swordman 1 Lanceman 0 Caragous 1 Archer 1 Elite Archer
But we lost : 1 Mage 1 Swordman 1 Lanceman 0 Caragous 1 Archer 1 Elite Archer
⚔️ DEFENSE COMMANDER'S REPORT ⚔️
Our forces fought bravely but were overwhelmed. Our long-range defenses were insufficient. More archers and siege equipment needed. Heavy losses sustained. Immediate reinforcement and strategic review required.
Defense report summary, sire:
• • •
We suffered 100% of our casualties in Long Range.
We inflicted 100% of enemy casualties in Long Range.
We inflicted 4.7% casualties on the attacking force.
Our defensive losses totaled 100% of our garrison.
We were overwhelmed. A catastrophic defeat that requires immediate attention.
On September 5, 2025 at 22:48:19:
Attention! The illustrious Zuron of Funeral March has graciously whacked our kingdom with the legendary Rubber Hammer.
Our protection is now gone—poof!—like last year’s tax money.
Enjoy pure vulnerability, courtesy of their questionable generosity. May the odds be ever in your favor (spoiler: they aren’t)!
On September 5, 2025 at 22:42:48:
My Lord, my Lord, we were invaded by Columbus at Lithar-1! Enemies are upon us. They took everything what they could, our troops were unable to defend our kingdom. We must do something now!
We lost 1 Castle(s) sorrounded by 4 lands.
In this lands are also constructed : 1 Advanced Training Center , 2 Farm , 0 Forge , 1 Guard House , 0 Guard Tower , 10 House , 2 Market , 0 Medical Center , 2 Mill , 2 Mine , 6 School , 1 Training Center ,
In this lands also lived 1135 people who left our Kingdom.
We managed to kill : 0 Catapult 0 Infantry 4 Militia 0 Rider 9 Rock thrower 0 Balista
But we lost : 0 Mage 0 Swordman 0 Lanceman 0 Caragous 1 Archer 0 Elite Archer
⚔️ DEFENSE COMMANDER'S REPORT ⚔️
Our forces fought bravely but were overwhelmed. Our long-range defenses were insufficient. More archers and siege equipment needed. Heavy losses sustained. Immediate reinforcement and strategic review required.
Defense report summary, sire:
• • •
We suffered 100% of our casualties in Long Range.
We inflicted 100% of enemy casualties in Long Range.
We inflicted 6.8% casualties on the attacking force.
Our defensive losses totaled 100% of our garrison.
We were overwhelmed. A catastrophic defeat that requires immediate attention.
On September 5, 2025 at 22:42:28:
Attention! The illustrious Clowd of Columbus has graciously whacked our kingdom with the legendary Rubber Hammer.
Our protection is now gone—poof!—like last year’s tax money.
Enjoy pure vulnerability, courtesy of their questionable generosity. May the odds be ever in your favor (spoiler: they aren’t)!
On September 5, 2025 at 22:39:17:
My Lord, my Lord, we were invaded by Cymru at Lithar-1! Enemies are upon us. They took everything what they could, our troops were unable to defend our kingdom. We must do something now!
We lost 0 Castle(s) sorrounded by 8 lands.
In this lands are also constructed : 1 Advanced Training Center , 3 Farm , 1 Forge , 3 Guard House , 0 Guard Tower , 19 House , 3 Market , 0 Medical Center , 4 Mill , 4 Mine , 11 School , 1 Training Center ,
In this lands also lived 889 people who left our Kingdom.
We managed to kill : 0 Mage 0 Swordman 0 Lanceman 0 Caragous 0 Archer 32 Elite Archer
But we lost : 3 Mage 4 Swordman 4 Lanceman 0 Caragous 5 Archer 4 Elite Archer
⚔️ DEFENSE COMMANDER'S REPORT ⚔️
We were unable to hold against their assault. Our long-range defenses were insufficient. More archers and siege equipment needed. Heavy losses sustained. Immediate reinforcement and strategic review required.
Defense report summary, sire:
• • •
We suffered 100% of our casualties in Long Range.
We inflicted 100% of enemy casualties in Long Range.
We inflicted 18.8% casualties on the attacking force.
Our defensive losses totaled 100% of our garrison.
We were overwhelmed. A catastrophic defeat that requires immediate attention.
On September 5, 2025 at 22:38:06:
Attention! The illustrious Clowd of Columbus has graciously whacked our kingdom with the legendary Rubber Hammer.
Our protection is now gone—poof!—like last year’s tax money.
Enjoy pure vulnerability, courtesy of their questionable generosity. May the odds be ever in your favor (spoiler: they aren’t)!
On September 5, 2025 at 22:30:01:
My Lord, I bear the most heart-wrenching news:
I'm sorry to report that, with too few homes built, the brutal winter claimed 1766 lives, lost to the unrelenting cold.
On September 5, 2025 at 22:24:26:
My Lord, my Lord, we were invaded by Cymru at Lithar-1! Enemies are upon us. They took everything what they could, our troops were unable to defend our kingdom. We must do something now!
We lost 0 Castle(s) sorrounded by 15 lands.
In this lands are also constructed : 2 Advanced Training Center , 7 Farm , 1 Forge , 6 Guard House , 0 Guard Tower , 37 House , 7 Market , 0 Medical Center , 8 Mill , 9 Mine , 21 School , 3 Training Center ,
In this lands also lived 1694 people who left our Kingdom.
We managed to kill : 118 Mage 0 Swordman 0 Lanceman 0 Caragous 0 Archer 0 Elite Archer
But we lost : 5 Mage 10 Swordman 8 Lanceman 0 Caragous 16 Archer 10 Elite Archer
⚔️ DEFENSE COMMANDER'S REPORT ⚔️
Commander, our defenses were breached. Our long-range defenses were insufficient. More archers and siege equipment needed. Heavy losses sustained. Immediate reinforcement and strategic review required.
Defense report summary, sire:
• • •
We suffered 100% of our casualties in Long Range.
We inflicted 100% of enemy casualties in Long Range.
We inflicted 69.5% casualties on the attacking force.
Our defensive losses totaled 100% of our garrison.
We were overwhelmed. A catastrophic defeat that requires immediate attention.
On September 5, 2025 at 22:24:01:
Attention! The illustrious Konkistador of Cymru has graciously whacked our kingdom with the legendary Rubber Hammer.
Our protection is now gone—poof!—like last year’s tax money.
Enjoy pure vulnerability, courtesy of their questionable generosity. May the odds be ever in your favor (spoiler: they aren’t)!
On September 5, 2025 at 22:21:18:
My Lord, my Lord, we were invaded by Columbus at Lithar-1! Enemies are upon us. They took everything what they could, our troops were unable to defend our kingdom. We must do something now!
We lost 0 Castle(s) sorrounded by 30 lands.
In this lands are also constructed : 5 Advanced Training Center , 14 Farm , 3 Forge , 11 Guard House , 0 Guard Tower , 73 House , 14 Market , 0 Medical Center , 15 Mill , 18 Mine , 42 School , 5 Training Center ,
In this lands also lived 7053 people who left our Kingdom.
We managed to kill : 1 Catapult 83 Infantry 287 Militia 80 Rider 457 Rock thrower 7 Balista
But we lost : 26 Mage 49 Swordman 41 Lanceman 0 Caragous 79 Archer 51 Elite Archer
⚔️ DEFENSE COMMANDER'S REPORT ⚔️
Our forces fought bravely but were overwhelmed. Our long-range defenses were insufficient. More archers and siege equipment needed. Heavy losses sustained. Immediate reinforcement and strategic review required.
Defense report summary, sire:
• • •
We suffered 100% of our casualties in Long Range.
We inflicted 100% of enemy casualties in Long Range.
We inflicted 81.7% casualties on the attacking force.
Our defensive losses totaled 100% of our garrison.
We were overwhelmed. A catastrophic defeat that requires immediate attention.
On September 5, 2025 at 22:20:53:
Attention! The illustrious Clowd of Columbus has graciously whacked our kingdom with the legendary Rubber Hammer.
Our protection is now gone—poof!—like last year’s tax money.
Enjoy pure vulnerability, courtesy of their questionable generosity. May the odds be ever in your favor (spoiler: they aren’t)!
On September 5, 2025 at 22:01:00:
Your wizards successfully defended a Truesight spell from Cymru of Lithar 1.
Luckily they were able to reflect the spell and catch a glimpse of the opposing kingdom: Army: Mage: 304, Swordman: 98, Lanceman: 30, Caragous: 31, Archer: 563, Elite Archer: 841 and Wizard: 1199
